A Child's
Perspective
An old
country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor
arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her
5-year-old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he
could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child
did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor
lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the
bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the
baby.
. . . . . . .
"Spank him again," the 5-year-old said.
. . . . . . .
"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place."
BY THE WAY . . .
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food ?
