Funny Celebrity Quotes

What's the funnies quote, faux pas, or missed slip of the tongue you've ever heard? Or ever muttered for that matter. Celebrities. Movie Stars. Sports Stars. Politicians. They're in front of the camera or microphone a lot. And when they misspeak, their words are captured for the generation.

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Funny Celebrity Quotes

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

--Britney Spears

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“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

--Christina Aguilera

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."

---Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

---Mariah Carey

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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."

---Matt Lauer on NBC's Today Show, August 22

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March 27, 2005
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

---David Dinkins, New York City Mayor (answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes)

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April 2, 2005 "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

---Brooke Shields, during an interview to become a federal anti-smoking spokesperson.


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"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.

--Yogi Berra

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"The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”

--Joe Theismann

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

---Winston Bennett, Univ. of KY basketball forward

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

---Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC

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"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

---Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

---Hillary Clinton (commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents)

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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."

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---Former French President Charles De Gaulle

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."

---A Congressional Candidate in Texas

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“It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

---Former U. S. Vice-president Dan Quayle

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"Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."

---General William Westmoreland

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And last but not least, a parting word from Dan Quayle:

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

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((( Kinda makes you feel pretty smart doesn't it )))




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