The Top Ten Cat Rulesandry kitty sitting on the toilet

The top ten cat rules.

Maybe.

Yes, let's go with it:

The World's Official Top 10 Cat Rules!



Top Ten Cat Rules


Cat Rule Number 1

The cat is not allowed in the house.

Cat Rule Number 2

The cat is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

Cat Rule Number 3

The cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.

Cat Rule Number 4

The cat can get on the old furniture only.

Cat Rule Number 5

The cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.


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Cat Rule Number 6

The cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 7

The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only.

Cat Rule Number 8

The cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too.

Cat Rule Number 9

Humans must ask permission to sleep under the cover with the cat; only the cat can sleep on the pillow.

Cat Rule Number 10

The cat gives humans a haughty and dismissive look whenever they deign to use the cat's pillow.




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