Blind
Retail Associate
A woman goes
into a large retail chain store to buy a rod and reel. She
doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the register. There is an "associate" standing
there with dark shades on. She says, Excuse me sir ..... can you
tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the
counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from
the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He
said "That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 8
lb. test line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's
$20.00."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what
I'm looking for so I'll take it"
He walks behind the counter to the register. The woman opens her
purse and drops her wallet while reaching for a credit card.
When she bends down to pick it up, she unintentionally passes
gas.
At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no
way he could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know
that she was the only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $34.50."
She says. "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck
call is $11.00, and the catfish stink bait is $3.50
