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To
Everything There is a Season: . A Time to Weep, A Time to
Laugh.
Ecclesiastes 3
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Blind
Retail Associate
A woman goes into a large
retail chain store to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to
get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is an
"associate" standing there with dark shades on. She says, Excuse me sir
..... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"
He says , "Ma'am I'm blind but if you drop it on the counter I can tell
you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes."
She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said
"That's a 6' graphite rod with Zebco 404 reel and 8 lb. test
line......It's a good all around rod and reel and it's $20.00."
She says, "That's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound
of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for so
I'll take it"
Blind Retail
Associate (cont.)
He walks behind the counter to
the register. The woman opens her purse and drops her wallet while
reaching for a credit card. When she bends down to pick it up, she
unintentionally passes gas.
At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he
could tell it was her ... being blind he wouldn't know that she was the
only person around.
He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $34.50."
She says. "But didn't you say it was $20.00?"
He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is
$11.00, and the catfish stink bait is $3.50
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