The
Average Parent
How
do you compare?
The average
parent has eaten their weight in Girl Scout Cookies.
The average parent has at least 2 pizza delivery companies on
their speed dial.
The average parent has prepared more than 10,000 servings of
macaroni and cheese.
The average parent can produce from their pocket or purse at
least 3 hot wheels, 12 legos, and a BarbieTM shoe at any given
time.
The average parent secretly hopes that whoever thought up 3
months for summer vacation gets attacked by a pack of marauding
wolves.
The average parent knows that a suspiciously sweet, "Mommy,
I love you" means, " I have just decorated your new
carpet with all your make-up." (or even my little
brother!)
