Weird
Questions Asked of Librarians:
"Where is the reference desk?" (Asked of the person
sitting at a desk with a hanging sign above it saying:
"REFERENCE DESK".
"Do you have a list of all the books written in the English
language?"
"I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook
that cost $ 39.95. Do you know which one it was?"
"Can you tell me why so many Civil War battles were fought
on National Park sites?"
"Do you have any books with photographs of Dinosaurs?"
"I need a photocopy of Abraham Lincoln's Birth
Certificate."
"Do you have a list of all the books I've ever read?"
"I need to find out Ibid's first name for my
Bibliography."
